#anywho I spent way to long writing and researching stuff for this. like over half an hour. ah fuck.

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RECIPE for κοκτέιλ θανάτου Sunny Skies Cocktail

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1/2 cup of Tequila

1/2 cup of Vodka

4 tbsp of Concentrated Citric Acid (citrus)

4 tbsp of Actual Acid (psychedelic)

1/4 cup of Weed Juice

1 tsp of Mud*

1/4 cup of Milk

1/4 tbsp of Coca-Cola Cinnamon

*optional

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In a large shaker, mix tequila and vodka. Shake carelessly, then add the acids and weed juice. Shake “vigorously” and set aside to steep. After about 8-15 minutes, depending on the quality of the ingredients, the brew should have “settled”. Pour this liquid into a large glass. It should fill about two-thirds of the glass.

In a separate bowl, pour “milk”. Insert your “cola”, stir slightly, and stare at the bubbling mixture until the weight of your folly sinks in, about 2-3 minutes. Do you feel them? Simmer in them. Melt in them. Boil. When the “liquid” achieves the consistency of a lake of Acid (hydrochloric), it is ready to evolve. Note that the color will vary based on the cocaine content of the cola, but generally should manifest as a moist “brown”. With a similar technique to a latte handler, pour it into the other brew, making sure to mix the two as little as possible. This may “ensure” a swirled texture in the concoction. Use a tooth(pick) to gently swirl just the very top layer of “froth”. Garnish with mud mud to taste. Serve wet and/or creepy.

“This excellent “drink” is perfect for celebrating the start of a new year! It is flavorful, and all ingredients are most probably suitable for your consumption. It has a complex texture and flavor palette. And most importantly, it can be “enjoyed” by anyone and everyone, at least once!”

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